Unknowingly carrying a stolen diamond secretly stashed in his pocket by a jewel thief (Raymond Burr), apprentice barber Wilbur Hoolick (Jerry Lewis) poses as a 12-year-old boy in order to get a cheap train ticket. As the crook tries to reclaim the stone, Wilbur falls for a beautiful teacher (Diana Lynn), no doubt to the annoyance of her fiancé (Dean Martin). Nina Foch also stars in this wacky comedy, based on the same story that inspired "The Major and the Minor." 102 min. Widescreen; Soundtrack: English. Region Free