Ready to make your fashion ultraviolent and your style horrorshow? This Clockwork Orange White Shirt is perfect for anyone who wants to channel their inner Alex DeLarge without needing the droogie gang—or the milk-plus.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it’s comfy enough to wear while planning your next moloko plus binge or doing a bit of the old in-out, in-out (fashion-wise, of course). Whether you’re heading to the Korova Milk Bar or just want to sharpen your viddy for a night on the town, this shirt screams, “Come and make it real horrorshow, my little droog.”

White as a fresh canvas for all your ultraviolent fashion crimes, officially licensed, and guaranteed to make you the star of any Ludovico technique–style intervention (but in a good way).

Slip it on and get ready to say, “I was cured, all right!”—of boring clothes.